Things that girls can't do

• Know anything about a car except its colour
•  Go 24 hours without sending a text message
•  Throw
•  Run
•  Park
•  Fart
•  Read a map
•  Resist Ikea
•  Sit still
•  Eat a kebab whilst walking
•  Pee out of a train window
•  Argue without shouting
• Understand fruit machines
• Walk past a shoe shop
• Make a decent bacon sandwich
• Not comment on a stranger's clothes
• Use small amounts of toilet paper
• Drink a pint gracefully
• Get a round in
• Throw a punch
• Do magic
• Eat a really hot curry
• Get to the point
• Buy plain envelopes
• Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
• Sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"
• Go shopping without telephoning 20 mates
• Assemble furniture
• Roll a bogey between finger and thumb
• Set a video recorder
• Watch a war film
• Understand why flirting results in violence
• Spend a day by themselves
• Go to the toilet by themselves
• Buy a purse that fits in their pocket
• Choose a video quickly
• Get this far without having argued with at least 10 of the above.